對于小孩子的英語學(xué)習(xí)來說，英語小故事除了可以給豐富孩子的英語知識(shí)，詞匯積累之外，還可以培養(yǎng)激發(fā)孩子英語學(xué)習(xí)的興趣，對于小孩子的英語學(xué)習(xí)十分有幫助。今天小編就給大家分享一些一分鐘英語幽默小故事。

一切都正常

A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.

一對年輕夫婦有個(gè)兒子，已經(jīng)四歲了，還沒有開品說話，他們對此深感焦慮。他們帶他去找專家診治，但醫(yī)生們總覺得他沒有毛病。

Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, the toast is burned."

后來有一天早上吃早餐時(shí)，那孩子突然開口了：“媽媽，面包烤焦了?！?/p>

"You talked! You talked!" Shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?"

“你說話了!你說話了!”他母親叫了起來。“我太高興了!但為什么花了這么長的時(shí)間呢?”

"Well, up till now," Said the boy, "things have been okay."

“哦，在這之前，”那男孩說，“一切都很正常?！?/p>

Five Months Older

The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18.

But John‘s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. This doctor remembered the older boy‘s family name, so when he saw John‘s papers, he was surprised.

"How old are you?" he said.

"Eighteen, sir," said John.

"But your brother was eighteen, too," said the doctor. "Are you twins?"

"Oh, no, sir," said John, and his face went red. "My brother is five months older than I am."

大五個(gè)月

第二次世界大戰(zhàn)開始了，約翰想?yún)④?，可他只有十六歲，當(dāng)時(shí)規(guī)定男孩到十八歲才能入伍。所以軍醫(yī)給他進(jìn)行體檢時(shí)，他說他已經(jīng)十八歲了。

可約翰的哥哥剛?cè)胛闆]幾天，而且也是這個(gè)軍醫(yī)給他做的檢查。這位醫(yī)生還記得他哥哥的姓。所以當(dāng)他看到約翰的表格時(shí)，感到非常驚奇。

“你多大了?”軍醫(yī)問。

“十八，長官?！奔s翰說。

“可你的哥哥也是十八歲，你們是雙胞胎嗎?”

約翰臉紅了，說：“哦，不是，長官，我哥哥比我大五個(gè)月?！?/p>